November 15, 2013 by gabnormal
Justin Lookadoo, creepy conservative extraordinaire, has been making headlines after a recent talk he did at a Texas high school.
The #Lookadouche should give you a slight idea of how it went.
Students at Richardson High School near Dallas gave Lookadoo a what for, after a talk that went something along the lines of, men are stronger than women, hear them roar; women need to know when to shut up, oh and don’t be a slut.
Lookadoo opened his stereotype-based rant with, “First thing you need to understand ladies is that guys are going to lie to you to get what they want and what they want is sex. The end.”
Some other pearls of wisdom from the former juvenile probation officer include, “Dateable girls know how to shut up. They don’t monopolize the conversation…Let him lead. God made guys as leaders. Dateable girls get that and let him do guy things, get a door, open a ketchup bottle. Which means they don’t ask him out!!!”
So ladies, better shut the fuck up unless you want to be alone forever. And that guy that’s been stringing you along forever? Don’t say a word lest you make yourself un-dateable.
Now, let’s break down the next segment of Lookadoo’s gender biased philosophy on dating.
“Men of God are wild, not domesticated. Dateable guys aren’t tamed. They don’t live by the rules of the opposite sex. They fight battles, conquer lands, and stand up for the oppressed.”
Within one short paragraph, Lookadoo reinforced such damaging stereotypes as how men have no control over their actions or emotions, they’re “wild” and should be allowed to roam the earth in such a fashion, don’t stand up to them because as we’re sure Lookadoo has said, boys will be boys.
Additionally, men “don’t live by rules of the opposite sex.” Men don’t have time to be bogged down with woman things. They’re too busy being men, “conquering lands” and hunting bears and killing them with their bare hands, and doing men things that we women just wouldn’t understand.
Not to mention the fact that he completely ignored the LGBT population, making his way through an entire hour-long speech without a single mention to anyone who isn’t heterosexual. We can only guess what he’d spew if we asked about his feelings on gay relationships.
After taking a look at all of this, we’ve come to two conclusions.
1) With any luck, the citizens of Texas will be able to reverse the war on women that their legislation has waged on its female population.
2) Fuck you, Justin Lookadoo.